Posted 1 week ago

a discussion on sexual orientation

  1. me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  2. classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  3. me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  4. professor: *overhears from front of class*
  5. professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  6. me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  7. professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  8. me: ....
  9. me: ....
  10. me: ....
  11. professor: it should be polyerosy
Posted 1 week ago

Disney Princess Designer Doll Collection Artwork (x)

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Posted 1 week ago

his concentration frown : )

(Source: duskybatfishgirl)

Posted 1 week ago

squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

(Source: fleur-ethereal)

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dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Posted 3 weeks ago

tomtribbleston:

oreoofficial:

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

i am girl i can confirm this

(Source: commonbee)

Posted 1 month ago